when i was like 5 my friend told me that a prostitute was someone who sold ice cream so for TWO YEARS I TOLD EVERYONE THAT I WANTED TO BE A PROSTITUTE
NO ONE FUCKING CORRECTED ME
today in English class my professor started talking about abortion and all the guys in class started having a debate on whether girls should be allowed to get an abortion or not and no girls were talking so i got mad and yelled “NO VAGINA NO FUCKING OPINION” and everything got really quiet and the professor just said “discussion closed, next topic”
i offer you my highest respects, my liege
GO FOLLOW MY OTHER BLOG. I got grounded and couldn’t use tumblr a while so I made a backup one. It’s, imgrounded-thisismybackup. I’m so creative.